i am reading an article about the sex life of the deep sea squid

and here is a quote from the article which is find HILARIOUS


In a report published in the journal Biology Letters, the authors claim the behaviour "exemplifies the 'live fast and die young' life strategy of many cephalopods"

it's really great to imagine all these squids just you know being a bit like gangsters or something with weird hats and cigars all just swimming around going "yeah i don't care about nothin, live fast, die young. "

LOOK HERE IS A MOUSE THAT WAS TRAPPED IN A POT.

it's really, really gross. joris threw it in the river. i hope it's dead now.

i can ride my bike with no hands

this just happened so ya you heard it here first. hot off the press.

the next thing i want to learn to do is sort of lift the bike up while i ride. joris says i won't be able to. he's probably right.